I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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