If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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