what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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