your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's Friday. Sex?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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