so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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