Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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