Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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