Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Randomize
