Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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