I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
she pinky promised me she was 18
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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