I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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