but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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