I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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