My first STD was from a foam party
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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