I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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