Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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