I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
