How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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