she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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