Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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