Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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