This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
