just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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