I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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