and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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