It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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