I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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