no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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