garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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