dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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