question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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