he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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