I cut my penus on the lid.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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