fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I have post one night stand depression
i out mim tonsoeep
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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