In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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