The brown eye won't let me do that either.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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