her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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