THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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