Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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