Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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