so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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