Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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