i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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