I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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