Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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