i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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