You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Success! We fucked roommates!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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