Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
