As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My vagina is very pro this idea
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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