honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
